Hello, you don’t know me but I know that you know my boy. You two spend hours on snapchat and messenger chatting about who knows what. I know there have been face to face meetings too. I think it’s time we had a chat!
Here is a little questionnaire I’d love you to complete. Don’t look alarmed! It’s all cool!
Part A) Stand on one foot and answer the following questions whilst hopping:
– 24 + 57 + 63 + 82, then divide by 2, then divide by 15. Got that? Good girl!
– 29 + 81 + 12 + 75, then divide by 3, then divide by 15. Still going? Well done! You may proceed to Part B.
Part B) How deep a sleeper are you? How many hours sleep do you average and do you wake up to alarms? Please write your answer in the space provided below.
Part C) Do you prefer routine or have more of a devil may care attitude to life? Think back over the last week please and write down the times at which you ate breakfast, lunch and dinner?
Part D) Imagine you had a cute boyfriend. For easiness sake let’s call him ‘son of mumoftype1’! A bit of a mouthful, I know but bear with me please! Imagine this boy suddenly collapsed. Which number would you call?
Part E) If this boy felt brave enough to tell you that he had a medical condition called Type 1 diabetes, how would you respond? Circle your preferred response.
– nod your head and ask a few simple questions.
– say “that’s what my best friend’s uncle had and he died.”
Part F) If you have made it this far, you are a keeper and I ask only one thing of you. Please don’t break his heart!
Times they are a changing as the song says! I am really enjoying seeing my boys turn into men but I have suddenly become aware of how important a role potential girlfriends may have. Excuse my tongue in cheek look at this!